Would you buy your dad a mask?
What would you say if he were to ask?
Daddy dear, you are too old
Mask or not, you'll catch the cold
Would you buy your son a mask?
What would you say if he were to ask?
Sonny boy, kids don’t fall sick
And if perchance you do, you’ll get well quick
Would you buy your maid a mask?
What would you say if she were to ask?
What’s the point of a mask for you?
Your husband’s gonna grab that too
Would you buy yourself a mask?
What would you say if I were to ask?
Oh, masks are to stop the spread
If I am ill, let the world drop down dead
So Masks Ltd. is tanking now
But masks are as important as banking now
Government diktats are churned out quick
Your face must be covered, well or sick
Masks Ltd. reacts bullishly
Investors rush to buy (foolishly?)
And now since I own a slice of the pie
Free masks for dad, son, maid and I